RP don't write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky
to get any programs at all, and take what they get.
RP don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it
should be hard to understand.
RP don't write application programs, they program right down
on the bare metal. Application programming is for feebs who
can't do system programming.
RP don't read manuals. Reliance on a reference is the hallmark
of a novice and the cowardly.
RP don't write COBOL. COBOL is for wimpy application
programmers.
RP's programs never work right the first time. But if you
throw them on the machine they can be patched into working in
"only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.
RP don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks
and crystallography weenies.
RP never work 9 to 5. If they are around at 9 AM, it's because
they were up all night.
RP don't write in BASIC. Actually, no programmers write in
BASIC after age twelve.
RP don't do documentation. Documentation is for simps who
can't read the source code.
RP don't write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those
pinko computer science languages. Strong typing is for people
with weak minds.